Opened the dishwasher to find out I live with a psycho

Really pissed I didn’t get the Filipino singing gene

The moon was still pretty super this morning

I went from eye roll to teary eyed in the span of this video

So this is the Bay Area Fogust I’ve heard of…

Hits different for the people on this app old enough to remember the post-9/11 tribute to New York in the credits

Imagine how much Alison Roman’s “The Pasta” you could make with all these anchovies in Santa Cruz

James Blake is my favorite #USOpen tradition

Crescent Moon x Venus collab

Apple Park is glowing! #AppleEvent

I love my besties for always checking in 🫶

I'm screaming at the debate moderator calling out Trump immediately after he spewed complete nonsense about abortion, declaring that Dems somehow want to execute babies after 9 months "There is no state in this country where it is legal to kill a baby after it's born."

“You talk with your whole face” is the nicest way anyone’s told me it’s time for Botox ever. (Got recs? DM’s are open.)

Whatever I like the new #JokerMovie

Your email didn’t find me

Ok now I know how people in their 40s must’ve felt when this came out

Seasonal #NewProfilePic

my god. just…my god.

I’m here to tell you that even though some have forgotten … I remember. I remember what it was like when Trump was president. I remember what he did and said, about Puerto Rico… About our people ... I remember after Hurricane Maria devastated our island… Trump blocked

Taking an extended break. Sorry to my influx of new followers!