A cop knocked on my window and asked what I've been doing sitting in my car at the park for so long. I told him I was playing mahjong and he asked me what that was. About two minutes into my explanation he looked me dead in the eyes and said "What are you talking about."

sassy!

i want to buy a reading light for that chair and i'm thinking about one of these gooseneck lamps which are ugly but remind me of a lamp from my childhood desk and make sense to me in this space

well i found my childhood desk lamp! 80s rabbit tanaka. i'm not sure where my parents bought these if they weren't at ikea or target in the 90s so that part of the story is still a mystery.

It should be called Dinner of the Sun

we all understood what he meant here

that's walter white he's in the empire business

having some pound cake i made yesterday. and drinking coffee

so wait, the president *lives* at the white house?

they're coming up with new levels of bullshit

yeah if you're a dumbfuck

'Jewish Voice for Peace is a hate group. Elon Musk's Nazi salute is kosher.' - ADL

full appeasement on display

fine by me

that thing elon did was a nazi thing and if you don't believe me do it yourself and tell me what it feels like you're doing

he hit the nazi salute from behind the presidential podium but intention is a high bar to clear. maybe he was just joking

he's doing it for them but if you've ever talked to a 4chan loser you'd realize they *are* nazis and so is he

if i log off ill probably still get notifications of assassination attempts on my work pc, and that's all i really want to know about anyway