Hey everyone! I have news! My bf will be finishing a fanfic in exactly a MONTH! LET'S GIVE HIM A BIG ROUND OF P R E S S U R E SO HE CAN GET HIS SHIT TOGETHER!! Remember to be disappointed when he doesn't deliver! (He says fear of disappointing people motivates him, don't @ me.)

SHE’S HOME!!!

Boss: I couldn't come to work yesterday, I was babysitting my kid. She's sick. Me: Sir, you were PARENTING, that's different. Boss: Boss: ...You're absolutely right.

Nothing better than silently spiraling because you wasted 10 years of your life amounting to nothing and letting your passion rot.

Considering Father is a Homunculus and can't procreate (therefore prolly has no use for "libido"), Lust most likely represents his bloodlust? After all, the blood is the life and the life makes the stone. That "lust" is almost always a beautiful temptress is another story 🤷🏼

Spot the references

Bf, playing Genshin for the first time after having to convince him for 5 years straight: Why is this parasite following me? Can I kill it? Me: What parasite?? Bf: It has white hair and glitter. The parasite:

If Shrek can turn into a relatively attractive human, does that mean he's relatively attractive in ogre standards?? Well, the potion does promise beauty but still it's a fun thought lol

To the person named "ナナ", your 25% off coupon expires in 10/1. I think your acc became private and I can't remember your @ but I know you're still following... Should I give it to someone else or...?

Dear 20 year olds in my business DMs: NO ONE IN THIS COUNTRY IS GOING TO INK YOU UNLESS YOU'RE 21, PLEASE DON'T GET MY HOPES UP!!! So anyway, come back in a year, I'd love to consensually stab you with needles for 3 uninterrupted hours and draw beautiful lines on you for money ❤️

Celebratory EdxDes cuz the stupid fucking show button works again. Can’t wait to post the rest of the degenerate crap I get paid to draw. As usual, everyone is 21+