imagine screwing up so bad that every muppet on sesame street takes turns dunking on your idea

if Hunter Biden failing to pay his taxes on time has you outraged, wait until you hear about the guy who tried to overthrow his own government because he was mad about being a big fucking loser and then stole classified war plans and stashed them in the shitter of his tacky

Have you or someone you know served in the military? Today President Biden changed how sexual assaults are handled in the service Ashley Ehasz dm’d me asking to amplify her video I hope this change helps victims moving forward

holy fucking shit, Donald Trump's ace team of parking garage lawyers whined to Judge Chutkan that they were too busy to see her this week, and Judge Chutkan just replied 'tough shit, fuckos, see you at 10:00 a.m. Friday.' Judge Chutkan is not fucking around, and I am so fucking

Never forget 💔

Never forget 💔

💔 never forget.

💔 never forget

Waiting patiently here at The Four Seasons for Rudy to clear all this up.

“This should be decided at the ballot box” is such an utterly deranged thing to say when the reason why we are in this situation is that Trump and his enablers didn’t respect the decision at the ballot box and instead engaged in a vast conspiracy to end constitutional government.

Warning Maui Fire Victims: As a victim of Katrina, we saw the criminality begin at this point of the disaster. 1) Insurance companies will abandon you after years of paying premiums. 2) If insurance companies do pay out they will collude with banks and pay off your loan, not you.

Due to flooding, southbound PCH is closed between Warner & Seapoint.

We just pulled out from the Universal lot and we’ve already seen several streets and intersections flooded. Please be safe! Coverage all day live on NBC Los Angeles #Hilary

‘Hurriquake’ is a new one for us, too.

Following the shooting at UNC the school paper made this the front page- it’s texts from students on campus during the shooting. It doesn’t have to be this way but Republicans in North Carolina have loosened gun laws.

Dog adoption fees still waived until Saturday!! They’re still waiting for homes! 🥹❤️