"I was just talking with Red outside, it was scheduled in this morning's brief! Board of Directors' orders, man — hah! But, please, please, go ahead. After all, Red is such a lovely, understanding person, right?"

"In a shocking turn of events, Laserhawk managed to escape with the help of the Warden of the Supermaxx, formerly one of the most respected members of Eden's armed forces."

"I just wanna entertain people! To give them hope! To give them dreams!"

"But let me tell you this — you will never, EVER destroy our way of life! Eden will stand fearless and more united than ever. Okay, stay with us! Must Dance Live coming right up after the break! We've got 500 UBI credits for you to win..."

"Wrong way! Follow the arrows!"

"Okay, look. Ta-da! Officer, I got no time for this. I gotta wrap up an interview with that damn terrorist before 3 P.M. — you know? The trial? Hello?"

"I just wanna entertain people! To give them hope! To give them dreams!"

"Carnage on the highway in the center of MegaCity 2 this afternoon. A terrorist attack has killed 252 people and injured 367 others. I would like to warn our younger viewers. Some of these scenes are... disturbing."

"Time's up!"

"I actually believed a diploma could bridge the gap between what they were born with, and what I was. The truth is, once a filthy alien, always a filthy alien, I guess. Until Eden rose from the ashes of what came before, promising a new way—"

"Oh, finally! Can you fucking believe this? They cut me out — while this Red asshole was being a specist prick..."

"In precisely thirty minutes, you're gonna witness LIVE the execution of the terrorist Bullfrog! Yes, yes! The ruthless assassin responsible for the Labor District massacre, partner in crime of Marcus Holloway and Dolph Laserhawk."