Powerful green ties Made of flesh but not of blue Ties out of the trash

The cat and the moon They liked to meow at each other But they could not hear

Toilet paper roll Toilet paper rolls away Rolls away from me

Milky Way candy The Milky Way Galaxy Both taste very good

So many Eddie's I have met some of them But they are not me

The world has brought me A landscape shrouded in white I will let it snow

Today I got a Whiff of the best smell ever The smell of winter

The wind blows today It blows on many days but Today it's windy

If you can't take the Heat or leave the kitchen, then Open the window

Haiku is for you I wrote it for you alone You know who you are

The outlet is so Electric like it is so Electrifying

Chills multiplying The windowsill kills the thrills Sit on the wind mill

For a delightful Summer snack try gram crackers And cold lemonade

My dog said ruff turns Out he got dandruff its rough I don't have a dog

Dippin dots ice cream Of the future spoon you in My mouth what a joy

Everything is seen From a perspective there is No way out of yours

Maybe the haiku Is relevant to you in Your long life journey

To send me your best Chili recipe is a True act of kindness

That vegetable man Lives in a vegetable van Eatin’ up them greens