"Great audition, love. But this time, more tits!"

Aretha Franklin has died. Her voice was a pure, painful, and unforgettable expression of American history and American feeling, the collective experience of black Americans and her own life. nyer.cm/Kjdtg1C

NHS Salaries (AfC 2018) Band 2 HCA: £17,460 Band 3 Therapy Assistant: £17,787 Band 4 Pharmacy Technician: £20,150 Band 5 Staff Nurse: £23,023 Band 6 Pharmacist: £28,050 Band 7 Occupational Therapist: £33,222 F2 Doctor: £31,422 Registrar Grade: £47,132

ATTENTION MEN: STOP BUYING YOUR GIRLFRIEND FLOWERS AND PERFUME FOR VALENTINE’S DAY AND GET HER WHAT SHE REALLY WANTS. A SWORD

So who do we have in the latest Farage video railing against the elites? 1) A former commodities trader who takes a private jet to work 2) The former director-general of the British Chambers of Commerce 3) A Conservative MP 4) The CEO of asset management group Quidnet Capital

WHAT?!?! This is the greatest surprise of the entire Games of Thrones universe.

Theresa May: "There was a simple message from yesterday's elections: Just get on and delivery Brexit." How she got that from these results is beyond me.

"I am closer to a Jamaican born brickie than I am Jacob Rees-Mogg. I've got more in common with a Polish hotel maid than I do with Nigel Farage. There's a lot of money and effort that goes into obscuring that simple truth." This is simple but really good

🚨PSA🚨 A private equity company just bought the rights to the entire .ORG domain registry. Oh, and ICANN removed price caps, too. If your nonprofit owns a .org domain, go extend your registration out to the maximum 10 years before prices skyrocket. theregister.co.uk/2019/11/20/org…

BREAKING: The entire UK strategy for fighting #coronavirus was based on false analysis. Scientists advising the Gov’t now say the UK only realised "in the last few days" that its Coronavirus strategy would "likely result In hundreds of thousands of deaths" buzzfeed.com/alexwickham/co…

“Stay the f— at home.”