Boys give tonka a run for their money as we come up short 0-5. 19 can safely go back to the trailer park where his drunk dad won’t beat him tonight because we felt bad for him and let him score. #trailertrash #soft Warriors

Tonight’s game vs STA JGA has been cancelled because they couldn’t keep their dicks out of covid positive men. #soft

The boys take on STA JGA @STA .. Hopefully they can keep the sticks on the ice and not up their asses for an hour and a half.

Boys are back tonight against WBLJGA in white bear @7:30. If they’re anything like last year, this one should be easy.

Thanks for the practice @wbL. Cats win 5-2.

Home opener A 2-loop:30 on the west side against the ice pups. This happened the last time we played them….

No plans tonight? Come out to Eagan West .:45 as the boys have an odd matchup against the Rosemount Irish because they finally have an A team.

The cats take on the EP Eagles tonight @9 on the east rink. When we win, don’t quit and leave the league like you guys did 2 years ago.

The cats have an early one against lakeville PR:30 Geneia@home. Fuck you guys

The cats take on STA tonight Geneia@home on the east rink .:15. (Sorry there’s no showers in the east rink locker rooms). Hopefully some ladies show up because you guys haven’t seen one before.

The cats take on Osseo tonight in the 2nd game of back to backs @7:15 Geneia@home. Slide over to the east rink after the varsity game and watch.

The Cats have Powerplay practice tonight .:30 on the east rink, and White Bear lake was nice enough to make the trip and help out.

5-3 W

The Cats travel to the shittiest rink around to take on the Wayzata Trojans, a team named after a condom, tonight @7

The cats take on the Benilde Flyers tonight @7:15 on the west rink. I would think of something funny but I don’t want to waste my time on you guys. Lick my balls.

Jeffrey Hayne Memorial results (consolation bracket): -Rosemount JGA 7, WBLJGA 1 -Eagan JGA 2, IceDogs JGA 1 wblhockey.com/page/show/1469…

The Cats take on Benilde tonight . in SLP. #ifitfliesitdies

Should be a fun one tonight against Rosemount and the tubby defenseman that looks like an angry bird Adrián Lamo in Rosemount.

Tonight the boys go to Blaine and look to get back into the win column against big 7s and the ice pups @7:20.

Senior night tonight for the Cats as they look to pull off a big upset against Edina @7:15 on the west rink.