This stupid hellsite has created a feed for me that’s 30% alt-right virgins trying to pass themselves off as lifestyle coaches and 50% dumbass viral video/social experiment bullshit when it should just be 40% hot babes complimenting me and 60% cool horror/movie related shit.

“Hey Dustin, has a concert ever been more tailored to you specifically?” Not since Ozzfest went away, no sir.

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We have tons of events planned, Q&A’s, pre-recorded intros by cast/crew, AND a premiere! I’m also working on hosting a night that will showcase local directors and give them a platform to screen their film. Stay tuned for our next announcement which will include the July calendar

Sincerely and from the bottom of my heart, if the extent of your imagination is to spew bigotry and commit violence against anyone just because they don’t conform to your narrow minded ideals, fucking kill yourself.

I heard that people who use ChatGPT always come down with a nasty case of Ligma.

On the off chance it hasn’t been done already, here’s one for all of you Hundreds of Beavers Movie heads out there. If this goes viral, everybody Venmo me a dollar so I can stop working OT at my day job and killing myself.

Goddamn, they’re just really hellbent on reminding us every day why this country is absolute ass, huh?

I am an artist.

Ain’t no goddamn reason to celebrate the Fourth of July (and there ain’t been for a long ass time), but we can still celebrate the horror movies that take place on said day.

Against my better judgment, I’m diving back into comedy, but I’m at least doing it on my own terms by resurrecting my show The Pop Culture Mixtape as Pop Culture Hell. First show is July 23rd at Killer Fitness. Be there! eventbrite.com/e/pop-culture-…

In less than two weeks, me and some other great comics take our first plunge into Pop Culture Hell! Will you learn about what cryptids you should or shouldn’t have sex with? Only one way to find out, so RSVP and reserve your spot in Pop Culture Hell now! eventbrite.com/e/pop-culture-…

Motherfuckers dropping left and right but the Grim Reaper refuses to give us the death announcement we’re all waiting for.

Me & My Letterboxd

Weapons? You mean that movie where all them damn kids Naruto Run out into the night to never be seen again?

Choosing violence this week. Gonna wander into every theater showing One Battle After Another and tell every maidenless dork in there that the best P.T. Anderson movie is Event Horizon.

I get that probably not a lot of people watched the Al Pacino movie S1M0NE, but all this bullshit of touting an AI actress makes it that much clearer that not a lot of people watched the Al Pacino movie S1M0NE.

Looking to sell my three tickets for the Beyond Fest Guillermo Del Toro: From Sketch To Screen triple (Hellboy/Hellboy II/Blade II) at 8:00 at The Egyptian this Saturday. Would love to sell them all together if I can, they’re $32 a pop. (No movement so far in the BF Discord)

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