I've cried laughing over this way too many times

super hot famous gf trying to kiss him while he’s focused on ball. what a fuckin hero

Easy layup joke if anyone feels like photoshopping it but put the porn he liked on 9/11 over the car

The stock market is down again, but according to conservatives that doesn't matter anymore

If you ain’t playing outside today we can’t be friend’s 🤫🤔!

Meet the badass 72 year old woman patrolling our nation’s Southern Border.

“I mean, maybe I want to research it, see the ingredients. Like, what even is meningitis?”

Anecdotally- I worked at a coffee shop in college and this old man regular told me in the 70s he paid his tuition/rent/bills and partied and still saved money working PART TIME bagging groceries lmao he was very much radicalized and said they shafted our generation and felt bad

When I had ulcers and acid reflux from my heart medication a guy at a blackjack table in Vegas of all places told me to chew fruity gum instead of mint bc saliva will fix the pH balance in my esophagus and wouldn’t you know it. Immediate fix of heartburn

Chris Christie pouring a bag of M&Ms into an even larger bag of M&Ms, 2016

Ah yes the convicted rapist cokehead Zionist who sucker punched an old man in a bar on camera is definitely who the Irish people want for their president. Maybe in America he’d have a chance tho

If we keep talking about the Epstein files there’s a chance they keep killing conservative media personalities

You honestly want me to believe that “Hamas” was in every single one of those houses? Every building on every street? As far as the eye can see?

Boss asked if I was babysitting my drink with $500 left on the tab and 2 employees left at the bar

call me a lib but maybe it’s not ideal to have this new trend where random dudes in sunglasses are showing up at daycares, demanding to be shown children

Saying “You have no right to privacy on public property” is a wild thing to say when you are standing on the stoop at someone’s private family home demanding to be let inside with a camera to film stranger’s kids