Sasuke, your stress sweat is getting all over me. Go take a bubble bath, have a latte, sip some chai tea. We’ll hookup later. Here’s my card.

I know what it’s like to be a disgusting monster that everyone fears. A means to an end. Used for my gifts.

Good evening.

Oh? Hello, Anko-san.

// my baby.

Kabedon?

He’s sitting in his office, a cat in his lap. Not quite sure where this cat came from, but Gaara wasn’t going to complain.

A deadpan face as usual. “It’s called a cat. And it wandered in… I don’t really know where it’s from.”

Gaara didn’t mind. This wasn’t his cat, so, he couldn’t really make up rules about it. “Make sure you’re gentle. Animals are not as patient as we are. And cats, even less.”

“Well, you did make puppets out of human beings and then proceeded to turn yourself into one. So you can’t blame me for thinking that perhaps you’ve lost your self control. I’m grateful that it isn’t the case.” A sigh.

Gaara showed no indication of any emotion. “No, actually. I’m fine with blood and guts. I’ve killed ever since I was a young boy. I’m different now, and I’m committed to keeping things peaceful. Naruto… He changed me. Made me realize I wasn’t a monster.”

Sigh…

where are my boyfriends I miss you

Stop playing Emo Boy whenever I enter a room.

Temari, I think a demon has a crush on me. Thoughts?

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