Somebody named Kim submitted my phone number with their name for health insurance info; cue endless texts and phone calls from healthcare agents. #stopcallingme

Found some truth today #beraisedincorruptible @ Grove Street Cemetery instagram.com/p/Bleg3Lvlj37l…

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“"This was the largest audience to ever witness an inauguration, period," Spicer said, contradicting all available data.” moneyzab

I just published “№10: We Should All Be Feminists” medium.com/p/10-we-should…

Thinking about orchestrating my yearly return to Twitter. Hi.

Today's post-grading reading binge #roxanegay #jamiequatro… instagram.com/p/BgUPtVXHp_hF…

I have been in three major cities in the last 24 hours; ready to stay put in STL for the next couple of days. #travelfatigue

Anyone have experience with their Spotify account being hacked? I’ve had a lot of trouble recently with random tracks playing on a mystery device and there’s a bunch of music in my saved tracks I don’t recognize (collected by someone with awful taste, tbh)

clergy & church workers, here’s our yearly reminder: Jesus will rise from the dead even if you forgot to print out the right hymns, even if the lilies arrive already wilted, even if the whole choir gets food poisoning. Nothing will keep the stone from rolling away. You are loved.

Hilarious post-game interview from 36-year-old Scott Foster, who was called into action as the Blackhawks Emergency Backup Goaltender tonight

Being a bivocational worship leader is awesome until you have to go to work the day after Holy Week ends. Anybody have one of those days off lying around? #allthecoffee

Does not, then, the will of men living in the world change the destinies of birth, when the order of birth can change the destinies they had at conception? God uses people to help move us toward our destiny.

It may still be cold mid-April, the U.S. government might still be in chaos, i didn't get to work out today, but gosh darn it-- both my morning and evening commutes are now in the daylight and I can't help but be happy about that. #headlightsbegone

And THAT, my friends, is how you get home from Naperville to Chicago in 54 minutes.

Spending the afternoon with John Musto re-voicing his beautiful… instagram.com/p/Bhj-h80FzrH_…

Love living that insomnia life where I get to school before 6am (my school that's located an hour away from where I live)

By far my favorite direction for a piece #davidlang @cmechicago @… instagram.com/p/Bh-Ti92lXPoq…

A thread of Chinese internet nicknames for NBA players. China is crazy for the NBA, but official sources use boring phonetic transcriptions, failing to take advantage of Chinese characters having both sound and meaning. Chinese netizens have "improved" on these official names.

The waitress at this pub just took our beer order and then said, “Goodbye”. Umm, are you coming back?