I see in your eyes the same fear that would take the heart of me. A day may come when the courage of men fails, when we forsake our friends and break all bonds of fellowship, but it is not this day! This day we stop paying the orcs to kill us!! "Wow. Hypocrite much?"

I would really like it if my taxes weren’t paying them to do this. “tHeN yOu’Re JuSt aS bAD aS THEM!!!”

*Murdered *In cold blood *Killed Here’s a compromise: We shouldn’t have to shy away from saying these words, but we ought not to incite or encourage these actions. Yet we appear to be living in a curious inversion of these principles, and I think that’s suic*dally ret*rded.

You blinked for a century?

“What were you doing while an innocent man lay dead at the hands of the left?” ‘Well son I was expressing outrage at the right because a leftist millionaire spent 4 days jobless.’ “Sounds like you’re a leftist.” ‘I know right? But that’s what I was accusing the right of.’ “lol”

If y’all have figured out what causes autism, have you considered administering it to the millions of insane clinical narcissists who are completely fucking destroying everything? Maybe it’ll make them normal.

The anal spike that keeps her awake when Nancy’s hogged all the adrenachrome.

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Women get away with all manner of sick shit without ever getting registered. Why do you think men pretend to be them?

Maybe we’ll finally get around to blaming women for anything.

Don’t answer the door, especially not at 2:30am. But in general, if you’re not expecting a delivery or a visitor, never answer the door. It’s probably one of these thugs. More importantly, if you see a social media post that makes you anxious, close the fucking tab you wet cunt

All illegal migrants will be given digital ID. In fact they’ll probably get gold memberships because they’re “refugees.” Bookmark this.

Returning to the UK tomorrow, again. Every time I wonder how much bigger the crater of totalitarian bullshit is going to be. Wish me luck.

There’s like a billion cows in the world bro. You see them when you drive through the countryside. Here’s a better question: There’s like a billion sheep too but you almost never see mutton for sale. Where’s the mutton? Is it all dressed as lamb?! I’m just asking questions!

I have half a hair brained hypothesis. Maybe the kids who listen to screens more than they listen to humans… …go on to listen to screens more than they listen to humans. And maybe that’s not necessarily a disease.

Don’t Answer The Door

Made it through Heathrow airport without getting arrested. Truly this is a great country.

Wait… I thought the point of digital ID was to crack down on illegal migrants. But this time, the people who DON’T want it are the racists? You’re showing so much of your arse I can smell it from here.

youtube.com/watch?v=aLxZG-… I'm here. It's the return of Regional Variations, kind of. Sort of.