US states but every state is named like West Virginia

Ever seen a total solar #eclipse from space?

Here is our astronauts' view from the International Space Station

CAW!

Retweet to CAW at your friends!
(Or enemies)

The Princess of Wales is missing and the spare Prince is in exile and the King is treating his cancer with herbs. If this were the 1300s France would be looking to invade.

░C░A░S ░K░░O░F░░ A░M░O░N ░T░I░L░ L░A░D░O ░░I░N░░M░ ░Y░░ C░E░L░L░A░R░

going to bed

We regret to inform you that our investigative series into Bill Belichick’s next coaching position will not be called “Where the Hood At?” We also apologize to the estate of DMX

Wide Right (Taylor's Version)

(Ancient Chinese rap battle)

Eastern wind: my wife is very chaste and humble, ur wife can’t carry wood or she stumble

River Fury: Ur wife goes to the heavenly rat banquet in a dress made of cheese. And u ask why shes home naked full of fleas

(abacus guy moves one to the left)

WIFE: this cheese goes hard
ME: hell yeah it does
WIFE: no i mean you have to put it back in the packet

modern society is so divorced from our food sources that most people who eat pop tarts have never actually killed one themselves

Twitter is cool because you can log off to go pick someone up from the airport and have dinner, and when you come back your entire timeline is nothing but people worshipping an anthropomorphic poptart that was paraded around then ritualistically sacrificed at an altar

gimme yule
gimme fire
don me now with gay attire

The Muppet Family Christmas is not only the best Christmas special, it makes the Muppet Christmas Carol look like a pile of crap (and it is very good). The Muppet Family Christmas is simply that good. The GOAT.

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