Don’t poke your eye out 😜

I’m sick and stuck in bed with the curtains drawn, stuffed full of pills syrups tinctures sprays 😭 drinking an unholy brew that could strip paint. Send doordash well-wishes pleasseeee $ambersuns

I heard that the best medicine for Covid is cashapp notifications

I want to tie you up with a single piece of sewing thread. If you wiggle too much and it breaks, I leave. If you keep it intact, I stay and get to play with you even more.

Don’t be mean to me, I’m just a wee cauliflower poodle 🥺

Kinda want to start a collection of all the godawful rope work I come across on people’s dating profiles 😬 I’m not even good at tying and I‘be noticed so much messy chaotic nonsense. Hope they at least had fun?

Burrito Dorito Samosa Mimosa

🩷🩷🩷 my blue collar guys always

Using my sick days to get some backlog crafts done - here are some shirts I dyed this past weekend

Recovered from being sick but will never recover from having a hot bod 😜 Available in-house today in SE/Lents until 10pm, tomorrow overnight 10pm-10am, and always by appointment.

Not plugging in your laptop until it’s at .05% battery is edge play

All that’s missing is you 🩵

One of these would fix me

Please make noise for me 😍

Me, trying to flirt with other workers here: So, respectfully, and I hope this isn’t crossing any boundaries, but if it’s okay can I compliment you with a kind of thirsty comment? No worries if not! 😅😆🤓

Hello everyone. I was just in a horrific flooding event that took out the entirety of western North Carolina. My dungeon is gone. My workshops are wrapped around trees and crumpled up in a nearby soccer field. My wife's automotive machines are totalled, our welding shop is

𝒀𝒖𝒌𝒊𝒏𝒐 𝑺𝒉𝒊 💖 CT • NYC • SF No amount of good looking can save an ugly behavior

Getting my hands back in the mud! Haven’t thrown a pot in over 2 1/2 years but my first time back in the studio earlier this week proved to be productive! So excited! My goal is to just make 4 matching pasta bowls, which is actually kind of hard.

I’ve had girls say nasty things about me and give me the incredulous long side-eye for unapologetically having body hair, while I’m over here giggling all the way to the bank with men addicted to my bu$h and begging to lick my fuzzy armpits 😌🤷🏻‍♀️

Would you enter, yes or no? 🤔