I'm happy to report that as an almost 24-year-old Greek man, I finally like olives

as the academic year comes to a close I’d like to announce that I did not publish anything bc it was a pandemic & also I didn’t try at all 🥰

I trapped the huge spider in my kitchen under a cup after approx two on-and-off hours of staring at it, so really I'm unstoppable and winning at life, thank you.

"F**tball is coming h*me"

Tomorrow years old?

*literally anything happens* British columnists: this is because trans people can use the bathroom

You are 23 times more likely to be prosecuted for benefit fraud than tax fraud in the UK. Tax crimes cost the economy at least nine times more. It’s a rigged two tier system. One rule for us and another for them.

This is my most recent review from work. Obviously I'm framing it, what kind of frame do we think will match the Vibes?

Me: man, I'm really glad I get at least one of my days off without the migraine I dragged around for half of last week! Knee: Knee: imma be spicy

This might be a hot take but I’ll say that the introduction of pronouns at the beginning of a class has always made me, a trans person, uncomfortable because it suspends me—maybe me and one other person depending—in a state of hypervisibility.

The duality of man is that I have to talk myself up to try and start gentle low-impact exercise to help with pain, and yet today i popped two tramacet and slung around twenty-odd 50L kegs. Lads, he's an idiot.

no worries if not!!

This is the way

Tattoo artist telling you that you're sitting well is how seratonin happens

The secret to life is making enough time for family/friends, enough time for travel/passions, enough time for physical activity, enough time for career, enough time for sleep, enough time to keep a clean/inspiring home, and enough time for reading. So, like, good luck with that.

New album cover dropped