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Excalibur of Thanos

@dr_bananabread

Truly, you wonder, was that the only way?

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🇨​🇦​🇵​🇹​🇦 🇰​🇴​🇲​ (@captainochenge) 's Twitter Profile Photo

2017 showed me dust. the moment niliamua kuweka pride kando nikasema pride wont feed me, my life changed. I was that guy nilikua nataka madem waone I have class, kuna kazi siwezi fanya. i wanted to live large bila pesa. maisha ilinitandika proper. tulikua tunakaa watu watau kwa

Moe (@moneyacademyke) 's Twitter Profile Photo

A Nairobi court has ruled that housing levy and SHIF should not be deducted from job termination pay, because compensation is not regular salary.

Smurf 🧚🏻‍♀️ (@smurf_nita) 's Twitter Profile Photo

Do we all understand that life isn't linear? Or life can come at you fast? Or sometimes we are unable to follow our dreams so we settle for what will put food on the table? Is everyone not mature enough to realise this or y'all are just playing? Way to make someone feel old.

I am Chege (@_james041) 's Twitter Profile Photo

His name is Jack Deon Maloba, 23 years old. He was arrested and checked in at Kawangware police post, Nairobi on Thursday 11th December 2025 around 7pm in the evening. About 4 hours later, he was dead and taken to City Mortuary where the body was booked in at 10.50pm. Police

His name is Jack Deon Maloba, 23 years old.

He was arrested and checked in at Kawangware police post, Nairobi on Thursday 11th December 2025 around 7pm in the evening. 

About 4 hours later, he was dead and taken to City Mortuary where the body was booked in at 10.50pm.

Police
William Samoei Ruto, PhD (@williamsruto) 's Twitter Profile Photo

Truphena Muthoni is an exemplary young Kenyan whose dedication and determination embody the very best of our nation’s spirit. I had the pleasure of engaging with her in my office following her remarkable and record-breaking act of spending 72 continuous hours embracing an

Truphena Muthoni is an exemplary young Kenyan whose dedication and determination embody the very best of our nation’s spirit.

I had the pleasure of engaging with her in my office following her remarkable and record-breaking act of spending 72 continuous hours embracing an
Excalibur of Thanos (@dr_bananabread) 's Twitter Profile Photo

Hello, Do you guys disconnect a whole apartment - via the meter - power just because some tenants have not cleared their bills? What about those who have paid? Kenya Power

Mwende (@mwende_kyalo_) 's Twitter Profile Photo

This is the contradiction of the Kenyan society. They tell you that being academically smart is not intelligence. And yet at the same time shit on police officers for being D students thus implying stupid.

FantaBariidi 𓈒 𓇼 (@meransays) 's Twitter Profile Photo

I am fact checking each and every one of this tweets I see. You're a numbers girl no? Here are the total number of primary schools per county, number of secondary schools per county, resource allocation per county and top 30 schools in KCSE 2024. Uniambie disparity iko wapi.

I am fact checking each and every one of this tweets I see. You're a numbers girl no? Here are the total number of primary schools per county, number of secondary schools per county, resource allocation per county and top 30 schools in KCSE 2024. Uniambie disparity iko wapi.
InteractivePolls (@iapolls2022) 's Twitter Profile Photo

📊 2026 Generic Congressional Ballot 🟦 Democrats: 47% [+3] 🟥 Republicans: 46% [-2] —— "Very Enthusiastic" Voters: 🟦 Dem: 43% 🟥 GOP: 35% (Was D+2 in December) —— • Napolitan News Service /RMG Research • 2,000 RV | Jan 5-8 | ±3.1% napolitannews.org/posts/generic-…

📊 2026 Generic Congressional Ballot

🟦 Democrats: 47% [+3]
🟥 Republicans: 46% [-2]
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"Very Enthusiastic" Voters:
🟦 Dem: 43%
🟥 GOP: 35%

(Was D+2 in December)
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• <a href="/NapolitanNews/">Napolitan News Service</a> /RMG Research
• 2,000 RV | Jan 5-8 | ±3.1%
napolitannews.org/posts/generic-…
Excalibur of Thanos (@dr_bananabread) 's Twitter Profile Photo

So apparently Safaricom Care and Safaricom PLC does not refund transaction fee, when a transaction fails on their end. What kind of thuggery is this??? Why would you not refund the full cost when you are the ones who messed with the transaction?

Aaron Rupar (@atrupar) 's Twitter Profile Photo

VARNEY: Secretary Noem accused Alex Pretti of being a domestic terrorist. Is the administration standing by that language? TRICIA McLAUGHLIN: So, initial statements were made after reports from CBP on the ground. It was a very chaotic scene. We know that our ICE law enforcement