Go to bed when you see the pale light of a new and unavoidable day pulling its shoulders over the horizon for a first peak.

7 bucks to rent this sandwich?

Tea time (@ TeaMorrow) on #Yelp yelp.com/biz/teamorrow-…

I’m getting tired of Panic at the Disco, now I like to Panic at the Costco.

The vegan restaurant and the boxing gym teamed up to place hot, healthy people outside my pizza place and shake their heads at us

Wait, no, that's not real, just a good idea

Sometimes I wonder how I end up with so much cat hair on me since I don't own a cat, but then remember how wierd the world is, and meh, ok

The AAA operator said "don't let this ruin your day" and I said "I'll do as I please" and she said "what?" "Nothing, ok, bye."

The last nights sports was fun, I wonder if the today nights sports will be so also as well?

Forgot to tell you I play baseball/saved LA sports for future generations, no biggie x.com/dodgers/status…

I remember when car batteries were like 60 bucks, now they're for sure like 150, it's cool...

You know, I bought the non GMO corn, but turns out if you drop a can of it on your toe, it's still bad for you.

What are you even supposed to do ever.

Given the chance and given the power, you would make your life as mundane as possible, and that's why we aren't in charge.

Just watched a 30 year old man buy a Mike's Hard Lemonade, a Fosters 40 and Pepto-Bismol. That's just planning for failure, ya don't need one without the other.

Homovapian

Mmmmmm (@ Modan Artisanal Ramen) on #Yelp yelp.com/biz/modan-arti…

Dressed as a homeless snowboarder today, let's shred if you see me

Finally found some motivation for getting up early, all the pretty doggos are out on their first walk of the day and are so excited!

Loosing motivation for getting up early, everything is crowded and people are all in a bad mood, the dogs are still cute though