“BROOOOO I bet the mailman was so intimidated when he had to drop off this package.” #Smathers

The pops is flexing his travels in the family group chat (his burner) again. Don’t worry, he also thinks Texas A&M is a gay cult. #Faggies

Hitting the links today. Waiting to tee off and overheard some douche in the group behind us say “anyone wanna play some fun games today? Bro we could totally do the back off challenge!” #Shrink

Getting elly with a can of Spotted Cow. Fantastic beer. #Ferda

First parlay of the season didn’t hit. #RapeCarsonHansen

Dad sharing his ball knowledge and mom sending a DeChambeau video. What a day in the family GC. #expand

Oh my lord get this bitch off my screen and put the game back on. This is what Kamala’s America would’ve looked like. #Shrink

Beer and PAC-12 after-dark is God’s greatest gift to human kind. (It’s still the PAC-12 to me). #Bliss

Fire Billy Napier before I commit acts of domestic terrorism and kill myself. #FireNapier #FireStricklin #KillingMyself

Gonna play a game tonight called “How many beers can I drink before I forget Florida lost to USF”. Looking forward to it. #FireNapier

I have a 12 pack in the refrigerator and I WILL be drinking all of it tonight.

Just saw an anti-DUI ad and the people about to drink and drive were wearing Dolphins shirts. I completely understand. #FireMcDaniel #FireGrier #RapeTua

Elisheva is probably so upset rn😔. Sun Belt Billy can’t keep getting away with this. #FireNapier

DEI “Cracker Jills” just ruined my night.

At least Arch is honest. #HornsDown

What a quad box. #WhiteHeritage

All time quote from coach Cig on the no PI call. #GoogleMe #Hoosiers

Brian Kelly is a Nazi. (And he also killed a kid). #BKKAK

Part two of reading lips. Aaron Rodgers to Metcalf after a drop: “FUCKING COCKSUCKER!”.

Not posting for clout. Just really love ball. Felt compelled to share. Hope this helps. #DontKillYourself