Who is working on “Die Hard in Space” with main character Anne McClain? “Come out to low Earth orbit, we’ll have a few laughs....” “Now I have an EVA suit ho ho ho” All the shoes are too big because they are sized for men....

There are several folks I follow who, when they suggest something like this, I immediately implement that advice without question. Go, and do thou likewise.

Super excited about this new opportunity. Check it out! tenamnt.com

Intern: Hey boss, did you see that Joe Biden tripped on the stairs on Air Force 1? Lorne Michaels: GET ME CHEVY CHASE ON THE PHONE RIGHT GODDAMN NOW!

Went flying one last time before vaccine #2 on Thursday. Sunset in the Olympic mountains, and Seattle plus full moon.

"Fungus full of psychedelic drugs could cause Indiana Brood X cicadas' butts to fall off" 🎶 The other day I heard of a cicada's falling off... 🎶 🎶 Some Indiana fungus goin' round 🎶 southbendtribune.com/news/local/fun…

I pronounce FOO$ “foo string”.

Favorite closed caption typo ever. “Hayley Arceneaux is the first person with an aesthetic body part in space.” Someone has clearly never seen Chris Hadfield’s mustache. #Inspiration4

I just got paged at work because of Will Smith.

That's no moon.

Being a zoomer Dad helps me at work with my zoomer colleagues. The other day a 23 year old coworker said "massive L" and I was like

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