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fightdave

@dontfwdaave

soon as you outta niggas lives is when they start to miss you🤫. DM for notice 🔔

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k Erica Dixon serving face! No wonder she's the blueprint 😍🔥 like She's unreal 😍 and features are literally what surgeons aim for.

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IVY This is exactly how my 2 year old is gonna be, she is already the most empathetic person I know. Stub my toe? OH NO! mommy booboo *runs to get doctor kit* Feeling sick? *calls ‘doc’ on fake cellphone “hello? Doctor? yes mommy sick, come now!” Not eating? “Mommy please eat, open

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Mara 😂 Justo cuando ya estaba empezando a perder la fe también... ¡este hombre la restauró con una pose épica sosteniendo al gato como si fuera un trofeo! 🏆🐱

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i walked into work this morning and my coworker asked me how i’m doing and i told him i have cramps and that i’m not feeling well. and this forty something year old man said “you’re on your period?? gross.” i really looked that man dead in his face and said, ”it’s really

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This woman said: my son had a sleepover at our house with his 14-15 year old buddies for his birthday last night. at one point he asked me to help with some spilled soda in the basement. as i came down the stairs, i heard one guy say, “dude, why’d you bring your mom down here!”

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ADHD IS KNOWING EXACTLY WHAT YOU NEED TO DO THEN WATCHING YOURSELF NOT DO IT LIKE YOU'RE A SCIENTIST OBSERVING A VERY DUMB EXPERIMENT

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5 years ago, my boyfriend broke up with me and said: you're a nerd who is obsessed with studying!”i graduated from a good law school and became a successful lawyer. today, i met my new client who said that she wants to divorce her husband who cheated on her and take everything

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A HOMELESS MAN WAS UPSET BECAUSE MY GRANDSON ONLY GAVE HIM A QUARTER, SO HE TOLD MY GRANDSON THAT HE WAS UGLY AND MY GRANDSON'S RESPONSE WAS "IT'S OKAY, I'M GOING HOME"😭😭😭