Standing ovation at Wimbledon’s Centre Court for Dame Sarah Gilbert who designed the Oxford COVID vaccine.

Very moving.

Every day I see the news and every day I feel this mood

Things David Bowie turned down:
Collaboration with Coldplay
The part of Sharaz Jek in Doctor Who
A knighthood
A musical film about himself
The lead role in Steven Spielberg's Hook
Producing the Red Hot Chili Peppers
Playing Max Zorin in the James Bond film A View to a Kill

Just saw someone describe Laurence Fox as “Waitrose Tommy Robinson” and it’s fucking perfect.

#PMQs

Hey check this out. My previous landlord doesn’t want to give me a reference because *it was an inconvenience that I moved out*.

Landlords truly, madly, deeply are the spawn of satan

Can’t stop watching Boris being narrated by David Attenborough 😂

Kamala Harris, Hillary Clinton, and Michelle Obama all chose purple today. 💜

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Since Trump’s almost out of office, I figured this would be a fun time to remind everyone of the weirdest & dumbest sh*t our failed dictator did in the last four years that we totally forgot about.

Starting with a classic:

STARING DIRECTLY INTO THE SUN DURING A SOLAR ECLIPSE

Boris Johnson vs Chris Whitty

Shaun Keaveny 💙 Here we go babes

Families when they play Monopoly on Christmas Day and somebody lands in jail

Here’s Larry the Downing Street cat (Larry the Cat) catching a pigeon in front of the waiting press this morning...

Leavers:

Won the referendum
Won the subsequent election
Led the negotiations
Chose the PM
Are 100% of the cabinet
Won another election
Wrote the Withdrawal Agreement
Led more negotiations

And now say its all Remainers' fault.

Fuck - and I can't stress this enough - off.

A particularly baffling Christmas ad where the carrot undertakes a hazardous journey to fulfil its ceremonial death wish with the other carrots

We did it, Joe Biden.

“Sir, it’s the Four Seasons Total Landscaping, we couldn’t get the Four Seasons Hotel”

Tuesday v Friday

Ahem