Kagiso Rabada is a hero

How’s stat

There is a generation of people who were raised by Football Italia who are going to be *very* into this... BAGGIO: THE DIVINE PONYTAIL, coming to Netflix 26 May.

Absolutely appalled. McDonald's UK Mother Teresa would be turning in her grave.

Edgbaston is very, very drunk very, very early.

Nothing worse when you get out your pit and there’s not even a bit of bread in the house to make a bit of toast

Here we go!

Get Cash Trapped back on TV asap. Bradley Walsh

Halloween is by far one of the worst nights out of the year.

Hi @lborohockey Seeing as you’ve wrapped BUCS up this year could you please send us Fergus Gibson on loan for the remainder of the season. We’re in dire need of 3 points. Sincerely Severe Back Pain Future SUMHC 1st XI Captain

“You have calmality” - Stella. Best compliment I’ve ever received

Hi Sky Bet #RequestABet. Any odds on number 5 scoring for Cayman Islands v Mexico, u19s Rugby Americas North Tournament?

The most terrifying villain of all-time.

This is the moment you’ve all been waiting 4. #KungFuPanda 4 hits theaters on March 8, 2024.

And now we live in an age of Giroud revisionism... makes me sick I tell you, sick

Just outran hardest geezer. Dog.

18 - Bukayo Saka has scored 10 goals in 18 appearances in the UEFA Champions League - the only Englishman to reach double figures in fewer games in the competition is Harry Kane (12th game). Lifeline.