IT’S BOXING DAY!!!

Watching this dude stumble down drunk while yelling at his dog, but I also see a big-ass owl that doesn’t seem remotely concerned, so I guess we’re good.

Albert enjoying his catnip trip on this fine #Caturday

a bath on #caturday?! what a mean catmom.

I am shadow of an overachiever

all tucked in on #caturday

Is there a new King of the Robe? RT for marcus smart 💚 Jaylen Brown

Look at Pete Davidson’s chocolate lips.

Wow, this higher res Chappelle’s Show that’s now streaming is making me realize how very nearly broken the TV that I had in my room was when I was growing up. Damn.

Did Dave Chappelle invent Carpool Karaoke? It appears as though he may have.

I want to fuck the ones I envy, I envy.

Shitty umbrellas

I’m a motherfucking STARBOY

My #team is #hiring! DM me to set up an info session about this #exciting #opportunity linkedin.com/jobs/view/3393…

Just got asked “is this for here if to go?” at the end of my drive through order. That’s brand new.

WE’RE HIRING! My company is looking for #selfmotivated individuals to take on a new #LifeInsurance adventure. #checkitout linkedin.com/jobs/view/3426…

Why is there so much differential in the Olympic giant slalom?! This is wild! Over a SECOND between lead and second? What is happening?