the weather is really messing up my ability to dillydally & I’m a full-time professional dillydallyer.

Why the fuck is it snowing already 🤦🏾‍♀️

I’m watching big mommas house, why was Terrance Howard 2 piecing big momma like that?! Lmaooo he didn’t even know it was a man

Ughhh I love early 2000s black movies😩

Sherry come on up here & get yo man!

I’m not comfortable enough to get bored so I signed up for a new cert 💲

I don’t want to pay taxes to pedophiles anymore.

Can’t imagine having to pretend to tolerate a friend or partner because you need their money. I can’t even hide my irritation for 5 minutes.

Idk why, but I have no desire to have AI respond back to me talking how I talk and I don’t want to train it to do that. Use your “professional tone” to respond to my prompts. Don’t call me “sis”. 😭

Why is belle acting like they were in a relationship?! Lmaooo #loveislandallstars

You can eat my spaghetti baby i ain’t never wanted a man that bad

I need to go on a date soon. I have a desire to sit across from something fine and funny in ambient lighting.

a Super Bowl party ain’t nun but a galentines for nggas

Everyday I’m reminded that everybody slow

Romance is an absolute non-negotiable for me. If youre not romantic, you are definitely replaceable.

Finna pay for my own pedicure. The streets is done!

Dating nowadays feels like the only option available is settling. Idk, I refuse to settle. I want what I want. It exists.

Going back under my rock lol

and if you posting how you don’t do this and that for bitches why would you text me