Submission by dizzle on Discord

help my boyfriends giving me shit for playing cpr but like it’s low key jokes altho its like hitting different

introducing the new "im not leaving campus cuz saturdays are for the boys" brad chad look

the vibe

my favourite consequence of the covid-19 societal lockdown is aquarium penguins roaming around freely and when this is all over I for one welcome them as our new overlords

🛑❗🛑❗🛑❗🛑❗🛑❗🛑 ❗🛑❗STOP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!❗🛑❗ 🛑❗🛑❗🛑❗🛑❗🛑❗🛑 whoa there! you were scrollin pretty fast, I'm glad you stopped! I just wanted to say that you matter a whole lot, and that today is gonna be a good day today!! ok that's all thank u

me: :( * * . * . * . * . * . * . . * Carbs *. * . * * . *. * . . * . * . me: :)

Rogue One is the best of the modern Star Wars movies. That's right. I said it.

me: tweets me, seconds later: i should probably delete that

all I’ve done today is make cinnamon buns and nap

Today is 5/9, or as some guys call it 5/11

Comedy has peaked

BONG BONG BONG BONG BONG BONG BONG

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When you take a 15 minute study break and it accidentally lasts the entire semester