It’s hard watching your friends move on while you’re still stuck without a plan

Guys.

Coming at you from a long hiatus to say I’ve changed departments 👏🏻

👩🏻‍💻: “Just to clarify sir you called 911 because your 20 year old sister won’t help you mow the lawn?”

Animal call bingo tonight: ✅ Dogs ✅ Chickens ✅ Possums ✅ Squirrels

For the love of everything please stop answering “911 what is the address of your emergency?” with “My house.” I DONT KNOW YOU I DONT KNOW WHERE YOUR HOUSE IS I WILL ACTUALLY GO INSANE IF ONE MORE PERSON SAYS THIS THANK YOU

I love my job I love my job I love my job I love my job I love my job I love my job I love my job I love my job I love my job I love my job I love my job I love my job

👮🏻‍♀️: “Just FYI he said he lived in the area so he may be a local resident. Or a liar.”

Friendly reminder that your local 911 operator does NOT have a magic button to transfer you anywhere in the country.

Breaking news. Someone ringing your doorbell is not a crime. That is all.

Merry Drunk and Disorderlymas

What a fucking way to start the year

This is insane and devastating. Praying for Omaha right now and the rest of us still in the path of the storm.

Okay I’m back I guess. I kinda missed this place.

One of the rookies called me mom last night and now I’m having an existential crisis. How old is old? 😭

Yeah so I totally did NOT remember this was a 13 hour shift 😭

How it feels putting an officer on the phone to explain for the fifth time that this is, in fact, a civil issue.

Oh hey quick update 🥰

Been a weird weekend around here. I’m ready for a day off.

On behalf of all dispatchers everywhere: CALLING 911 BECAUSE YOU DON’T LIKE HOW YOUR TRAFFIC STOP IS GOING WILL NOT GO THE WAY YOU THINK IT WILL. I promise.