In a fit of cheapness, I bought Vivek Venugopalan brand razors. Then promptly sliced off part of my calf. Mid leg. MID LEG. How is that even possible?

If one must work over the weekend, there are worse places to do it.

Lots of easy praise for the design of nest.com, but I'm most impressed with the copywriting. Very well done.

Everyone watching Tony Fadell live on Bloomberg TV

Founder Matt rogers got his dream job at Apple. Then he left to start Nest. Here's what he took with him. bit.ly/teDIC1

Even ghosts can suffer debilitating strokes. The more you know.

I love you, public radio. Even when you make me cry my face off. http://www.bigcontact.com/latw

Apparently I have a functional doorbell! Thanks for the news, Jehovah's Witnesses... now go away.

Jenya's reaction to Monistat commercial: "Bullshit. You don't feel like you're wearing a hoodie. You feel like your vagina's on fire."

To quote my father: I am jiggling so many balls right now. I have like 20 ball jiggling.

Oo, tell me more about this sexy lady! I know she's "missing," but is she "available?" http://twitpic.com/sp0cp

Attention: I have just completed to book "Everything Matters!" by Ron Currie Jr., and have liked it muchly. Despite the exclamation mark.

Also, in regards to "to" and "the" - they are similar, it turns out.

I am sometimes befuddled by Tumblrs, with the pictures and the briefness, but this I like muchly sexpigeon.org

Ah. Ok, this applies to you all: Drew Mackie Sexpigeon Kat Malinowska, I enjoy your internety things. Please continue. Love, Creepy Stranger

Good god, Hulu. What is this "Need a break? You've been watching for 3 hours" message? This is my beautiful time with couch. Don't ruin it.

Email from grandpa titled Fw:Fwd:Fw:!!!!!!!!!!!!! Inside, a link: bit.ly/oI6LFN. This is progress, actually. Usually it's a WMV file.

In related news, Kaitlin Pike & @kidicaruss222, this exists: bit.ly/9Hm2QO Thanks, internet! You sure ruined that for me.