hell yes

Everyone but Richard Sherman is dressed like a moron. Who dresses these people??? 😭

This is way worse than "they're eating all the dogs and cats."

I usually don’t ever tweet these but this is the second time this year it’s happened and the word I used was my reaction to me trying to add hand soap to my curbside order and HEB being sold out of my scent. Wordle 1,182 1/6 🟧🟧🟧🟧🟧

BRUH WHAT IS HAPPENING

Seeing a Manu Ginobili flip in baseball was not on today’s bingo card, but here we are.

💀💀💀

I need this in hoodie form, hooooly shit

LMAOOOO NO PLATFORM IS SAFE

Just found out Emi Shinohara passed away. Sailor Jupiter provided me so much comfort as a child; being the tall, brunette new kid in elementary school who was bullied, I often felt alone. Jupiter was my comfort character. That show was my safe place. May she rest in peace.

Based

Well, shit. Just @ me next time.

Can I get a hell yeah former Vana’dieians

Was in the Buc-ee’s parking lot and a dude saw my hoodie and was like “GO BRUINS!!!!” and I was like “we’re losing by 17!!!!” and then he started cursing in front of his children lmao

I have a group chat called “✨d e a d✨” but if I type in “dead” my ex-girlfriend pops up????? lmao

"Ed Zitron must be fucking thrilled right now."

I know it's only Week 2 and nothing makes sense in the NFL right now, but I can say that I'm pretty sure the New Orleans Saints will be winning the Super Bowl.

I had really good wins in both of my leagues last week. This week I'm gonna have some of the worst losses ever in both lmao