My trip to Hawaii was amazing! So much to see! @ Hawaii instagram.com/officialthedif…

I like a) odb b) Spanish music and c) gin. But seeing this the next day on spotify is not what I expected

R. I. P. Bushwick Bill. Phantom of the rapra is an all time fave. The biggest little motherfucker ever!

We're heading up to Edmonton for a show with Form 10 at Rendezvous tonight. Time to bring in the worst weather for the drive (as always!)

I really need to be better about sharing this stuff before the night of the show....

Nitzer Ebb at the venue in Vancouver. So amazing! @ VENUE instagram.com/p/B2yN_Gth4-o/…

Parents used to be proud when their kid won the big game or did well on a test. I guess these days I should be proud he has a popular tweet?

I wasn't sure if Saturday was Feb 29th or not so I checked the calendar. Always look before you leap!

RIP Kenny Rogers #idontknowhowicanevermastrubateagainwithoutkennyrogersinmylife

So to avoid covid I've been breathing with a paper bag held over my mouth. And to trap any germs I put some model glue in the bottom of the bag. This feels amazinggggggggggggg

This whole "quarantine with the family" is making it pretty hard to jerk off. My son walked in on me the other day and asked what I was doing with a noose?

Happy cinco de mayo!

I just realized that I've been listening to more music on the weather network than on Spotify. How did I turn into an old man?

Five hours and twelve minutes until Christmas! open.spotify.com/track/3MrRksHu…

Good lord I think I pooped somewhere last night and I can't find it

Dr. Joe Vipond, an emergency room physician based in Calgary, is calling for chief medical officer of health Dr. Deena Hinshaw’s resignation. trib.al/M3d4Lpn

First night out in a long time, coincidental saviour at Vern's tonight

Johnny folksinger making me wish I could actually sing!

Upside down man tonight!