Why, you're that hungry?

It's a start.

No worries, all is good. You're not losing me anytime soon, babe.

Now you're doubting, aren't you?

The "poker" should slide in another ass before I take care of it myself.

Great, more memories. Today will be the death of me, you lucky bastards. Finally getting rid of me.

What if I tell you that I do? I'm not actively trying.

Let's pretend she didn't almost slap me when we were close to kissing. I'd find a way around it. Where there's life, there's hope.

I don't want to burst your bubble, but truth be told? I wouldn't be so sure.

Why were you scared she'd come back to me if there's no chance? Deep down you know that there's a bond between us.

Or whiskey.

Wait, sorry. That was Chuck. I struggle to keep up.

....

Not my fault is her fire reached a few places.

Not until I show up at your door. Although I could definitely see her somewhere else if my presence bothers. Not joking on this one. Let me know if you have a problem with me seeing her at Escala.

Atta girl.

So serious, I see the dementor in you. Jokes aside, I learn my lessons. Nothing will ever happen unless she wants it. Honest.

It's not as sexy in my mouth. My bad, Brooklyn privileges.

Yeah, their favorite is "bro".

That'd never happen to me. I'm "asshole" no matter what.