This country is a joke. Like why are official government pages acting like Stan pages

the whore in me recognizes the whore in him

i done felt every 29 days of January, every single one

btw i'm doing it afraid

don't let me get my hands on some grenades

young hoes always create mustard gas while cleaning

showgirl? occasionally, tortured poet? all the time. open.spotify.com/track/3YkNIrAv…

Rest in Peace Catherine O'Hara (1954-2026) 🤍

just got so mad at a completely made up situation i had to take a 2 hour walk

Free yourself February

Aliens (completely bewildered): so the groundhog Me: is clairvoyant, yes

working in corporate

Y’all calling for the groundhog’s life is hilarious

The concept of waking up one day and seeing Taylor Swift in a wedding dress

everyone posting cute stories of their january recap and this is what january has felt like to me

Some rodents are just clairvoyant idk what to tell you

remembering i made plans when i was feeling extroverted

When you pay for the more expensive product and it’s actually much better quality

I love Megan Thee Stallion