I get so pissed whenever I see a glass table, man. We all know every single glass table has a constant timer running for when it will Randomly Explode. Why are we still fucking with those, man? All your shit will be on the floor in a minefield of glass shards, good luck, bro.

Decided to shoot for a score today for the first time in 8 months and got a 256/300. Very happy that I'm only 12 away from my PR despite being out of the game/unwell for so long. That year I spent building every block back up from 0 shows man LMAO.

Friend of mine showed me the Trial of Style in World of Warcraft today and I didn't lose one time, my lowest score was 3rd exactly one time. I am the fashion king.

I have this recurring character in my dreams that just loudly repeats all my passwords out loud infront of other people and it's fucked up, man.

Crazy to think that if Windows didn't come packed with Movie Maker 20 years ago, that I'd just have been a listless bum. Being a listful bum feels good, man. Wholly talentless in the lands between, thriving.

Favorite thing to do in Classic WoW is whenever I'm on a boat or zeppelin, hitting people with a clean "What's the saddest thing that ever happened to you?" or "Do you think we'll be friends forever?" The responses range from gutwrenchingly sincere and absolute dogshit. It rules

The modern day tragedy of only being able to record myself after I've already hit my limit for the day LMAO. But my last arrow was flawless, so I can't be mad. Shot really well today.

Have I talked about Earthion on here, yet? Bro Earthion is so good, man. Might genuinely be my GOTY, and it's just a freaky little shmup. Sincerely one of the most well-crafted games I've had the joy of playing. Actual masterpiece type shit.

I genuinely cannot predict anything in the Kirby Air Riders direct, it can be anything, the first game, as a concept, is just "What if we mess around a bit?" and then we got the 3 modes we got, streamlining that for 2025 can mean anything and nothing at all. But I'll enjoy it :)

This is the type of shit I send people 350 times a day and then wonder why the group chat went quiet.

I still haven't beaten Hollow Knight, can they delay Silksong for me?

Fellas, I hit a new personal record today and it's one I wasn't expecting to hit until 2026. I shot a 272/300, meaning I beat the 9 average. After which I can finally, with confidence say, that I'm a great archer. I fucked that yellow UP today, bro.

It's insane how much mileage I get out of this fuckass 🫡 emoji.

If you are ever exactly 18 meters away from me, don't be.

Y'all ever seen a Retail Tauren laugh?

In Premiere every day like "Kuleshov really was onto some shit, man."