Super Bowl Confetti Made Entirely From Shredded Concussion Studies trib.al/fWlSFeg

Johnson & Johnson Introduces 'Nothing But Tears' Shampoo To Toughen Up Newborns onion.com/ryWcEV #OnionChildren

It's National Pastry Day: a time to remember the millions of brave Danish who gave their lives so I might get a little fatter.

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I left the building 10 minutes before the fire alarm went off. I suffer from premature evacuation.

To all the mothers: Happy Mother's Day. Don't let it go to your head. You are a working double tomorrow.

“Hey, Mother! I come bearing a gift. I’ll give you a hint: it’s in my diaper, and it’s not a toaster.” -Stewie #familyguy

Bacon & Eggs starts any day out right.

Just rode the elevator with Justin Trudeau. Said, 'Good Luck but I'm an Als fan.' 'I said good luck but I'm a Harper fan.' #McGillclassof97

Business Trip ✈️