honestly her branding herself as someone who is really short and horny just works so well i can’t explain it

Ngl, I don’t either lmao. I feel like people should be able to flee their homelands and find refuge wherever they need to.

I can’t trip out but I can twerk

having someone over to your apartment is so intimate. it’s like welcome! so this is all my stuff

when you start reading again and it's like oh. ohhhh. the sun actually does still shine.

not for her

And blow me kisses on video call

it’s gon be my mama house till i buy my own

i be at the bar lying to anyone like yes i go to BU. i go to harvard. i go to MIT. i do eyelash extensions. im 42. im 25. i didn’t play this sabrina carpenter song on touch tunes.

i kinda miss being 13 reading wattpad stories until 5am on a summer night.

i mean let’s ask the audience!!!!

WAKE THIS UP!

i love you. i wanna take you away from all this

when it comes to illegal immigrants and squatters i literally don’t care!! good for them!!!!

victoria is proof everybody can leave they bd even if he fine. yalls is ugly so it shld be easy

meanwhile me and my friends be like yay twins 😂😂😂

not a biblical read.

you expecting morally sound decisions from federal criminals?