Sad as fuck

Great reveal! 🤩

Fapyo > Yapyo

Project X just dropped — and it’s more than just a platform. It’s the entire DeFi stack, supercharged on one chain. Stake. Farm. Power up your crew. And yes... Daily rewards up for grabs. 1M tokens. Every. Single. Day. 👉prjx.com/@DevilSnareFizz

Pedro Pascal or Paedo Rascal? Well, if the shoe fits...

Rashford's first day at FC Barcelona

Finally claimed my ZeFi Summer Pass. $9B+ in real volume with $200M+ in protocol rewards with @Zeebuofficial. And every time a payment moves, 2% goes back to the network. $ZBU is the first token backed by real settlement flow. x.com/zeebuofficial/…

Bought a Redmi India LED TV from Amazon India + 3-yr “extended warranty” from Quess Corp Limited. Display died in < 2 yrs. Their “free pickup & drop” now comes with premium teleportation charges — way higher than Ola’s ₹250 fare

Sky Sports Football Raindrops or ... ✊️💦???? 😂

unbelievable

Cerebro

Taylor Swift? More like Taylor Gradually

If these two sneeze together, it’s Game Over for humanity 💀

Science girl How does the bird know CPR ?

Simon Cowell vs Simon Notwell

CBMCringe Buy Sydney Sweeney for $25 → resell to bathwater investors for $50 Buy Batmobile for $25 → resell to Vin Diesel for $50 Now I’ve got $100 Copping 1 Ironman suit + 51 goth girlfriends Capitalism, baby 🤑