I tell ya, the streets were never the same after 2017

Ya know, Big Kidney Kevin is one of Soy Capones most trusted Caporegimes

Had to rebrand to PI Posting due to there being another Detective Posting, no hard feelings lad

Body Reveal

This is where I pretend to sleep because Crime never sleeps

Did some digging around town the other day and came across this fine list of ingredients for KFC Chicken, sure do hope the Colonel and his boys don’t come after me

Had a recent absence due to a bottle of Skinny Malone’s whiskey and me waking up in Morg City, never drinking at his speakeasy again 0/10

Advice to all my fellow gamblers out there, when Big Toe Tony offers you a loan to gamble more you take it, you never know when you might win!

Prohibition is bad

I choose #LegoIndianaJonesFazolis as it is clearly the right choice