Me giving a Cybersecurity lecture.

It’s hard to get “Comedy/Parody/Satire” when their whole existence is a joke.

If John Wick was a spokesperson for Suave Shampoo.

Watch this whole video to the end or we can’t be friends.

Sallow Moth featured on Bandcamp Daily for best October Metal releases. Usually LPs are highlighted, so this feels extra special. Glad to have brought back the project, especially with a fresh perspective. Stay tuned for the full length that follows this EP!

Is “Kapow” South African for “It didn’t work”? 🤔

A lot of blood, sweat, and tears go into these things. 🤨

Me when a recipe says “1 clove of garlic”.

'Merica

Felons in 2024: “Background Check?”

Me waiting for my government to tell me how to eat, how to fuck, and how to pray.

When you're trying to be quiet in a public bathroom.

Boss: “Why did you name this variable ‘buoy’?” Me: Because it was a float. #DadJokeDotNet

This has said “2 hours and 37 minutes” for about 20 minutes.

Listen to what this MF says, see if you catch it. The AUDACITY. 😧

To stop a bad dog with a gun you need a good dog with a gun.

Made the mistake of logging back in after a few months.