HAPPY ONE YEAR ANNIVERSARY OF DOING THE FUNNIEST THING EVER

@HoofArted9

I CANT STOP WINNING

seeing men dress up as snoopy fills me with a primal rage that i cannot describe using my words

because your heart is not pure and your soul lacks a certain kindness

i loathe tiny transactional “venmo me $9 for covering lunch” culture no i’m gonna pay for you this time, you’re gonna pay for me next time, and it’s all gonna come out in the aggregate of our long and storied friendship

do u think hes gonna ask for a glass of milk next?

STEEL BALL RUN ANNOUNCED WE ARE SO FUCKING BACK

Pope Francis is dead,,,,this is like my grandma's personal 9/11

calling him bob like u know him,,,,none of u fw him like i do,,,

“i asked chatgpt” ok i asked soren and he didn’t know either so i’ll just never know

u have to start shaming people and make them feel bad. its the only way they will learn.

Now that Thanksgiving is finally over…