How stable are you if you have the same phone, too?

Ran twice today. I spotted my deer friend on the first run and a tortoise on the second. That’s a forest-approved success 🦌🐢🏃‍♀️

It’s been nearly 300 days since I got married and I have finally started the process of changing my last name

Oh no…How did this spider get in the house? ⁦Freedom and Liberty for All🏴⁩ check out our new pet spider 🕷️

These guys are prolific song writers! King Gizzard & the Lizard Wizard are constantly coming out with new music, but I have to say that I’m loving their 70’s dad rock era open.spotify.com/track/3vPJI4YM…

I haven’t even run yet today, and I still managed to see a turtle this morning at work! These guys are really out and about right now 🐢

After watching The Taming of the Shrew, I fear I may have married a Petruchio

GM! What’s the story, morning glory? I just ran 12.45 miles this morning! Go out there and do hard things 💪

Girl, same

Hypothetically, would you wear the jewelry your partner bought for their ex?

Me: I’m excited to have a couple of beers to celebrate the 4th tomorrow! Him: Your people aren’t from here. What are you celebrating? Me: I was born here. Were your people even here in 1776? Him: No. Me: Happy 4th of July, immigrant 🍻 🇺🇸🎆

Making Brazilian cheese bread, roasted broccoli and cauliflower, and pork chops while my man shovels gravel. Hoping he’ll take a break for dinner 🪏

These cast irons are such a chore to clean. Freedom and Liberty for All🏴 told me to stick it in the dishwasher and to stop my bellyaching. The people of Twitter would understand

At the DMV to change my last name. Will it be over or under an hour?

Overheard at the DMV: I failed my first driving test. They asked me to parallel park, and I said, “What's parallel park?”

The final time was 1 hour and 10 minutes. Not terrible. And I’m officially Mrs. Freedom and Liberty for All🏴 🥰

Let me be the pineapple to your pizza, ⁦Freedom and Liberty for All🏴⁩ 🍍🍕

When did Jeeps become expensive mobile rubber ducky display cases?

Chasing waterfalls

Good morning! 💗