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It's been 1 year since I've started searching HQ's CCTVs for ghosts and power washed the HQ Bathrooms. Been one hell of a year, team. Here's to many more! Be sure to stop by to say hi! twitch.tv/2099_Problems

Numbers gotta be even!

"Oi, guv'nor! Page 24 was plenty informational!" "Who'da known growin' potatoes in a burlap sack an' makin' jacket potatoes was so cheap an' easy!" Just like Wade!

Rizzpool activated.

Are we finally on the Reject-O'Hara Hate Train? 'Cuz I, for one, have been conducting that train YEARS ago.

GASP. Spider-Mama, say it ain't so!

Yanno, SpideyPool is a HUGE ship, got content up the wazoo an' lotsa moolah being made off it. But where's the feeling, that je ne sais quoi of when a rarepair gets a crumb of content! MotorPool has one fan that's been waitin' for nearly a YEAR for content, give 'em that!

No.

HOLE-Y MOLEY! THE SMUDGE IS BACK! What are you doin' outta your cave? We still got like six more weeks of winter!

That's small brain thought! Let's get that World's Greatest Brain to Galaxy's Greatest Brain status: #SpidersPool2025

My brain gets rescrambled once a day, be lucky I didn't call you Olivia Bagel Swiss Cheese Lover Boy. I gotta hand it to ya, yer still out here hustlin', living yer dreams of being more than a villain of the week... [Fake sniff, very emotional] I'm proud of ya, White Board!

Buddy, Pal, face only a mother could love man, I DONT KNOW WHAT YOU'RE SAYIN'. Your backwardy Supe charm is lost on me!

(The Spider bot watches Deadpool take the cash, and then it pulls the rope, making the box flop down harmlessly.) 📀Priority programming R3VeNgE: Running .. ⚠️ERROR⚠️Priority check R3VeNgE: Not satisfied ⌛️R3VeNgE diagnostic: Running .. ✅Conclusion: Bait works ❗️Incorrect trap +

Meanwhile, at the Spider HQ foyer...

Oh dear god, someone put me outta my misery. This is worse when I was written by a certain writer that thought LOLRANDUM!POOL was kewl~ #MyXAnniversary

Heeeeey Peter B. Parker. A little green goblin birdie told me your man was hittin' on his Spider-Wifu! Seein' as fair is fair, I thought I'd give you the opportunity to work that charm on yours truly. An' jus' so ya know, I'm batting my eyelash-less eyes right now.