Cabinet of curiosities and tea ✨️

Fucking while standing is WAAAAY easier if you have rollerskates on Just be super careful when changing positions- a rollerskate to the temple just ruins the vibes Follow me for more tips 😌

Little red for fall ❤️

I was telling my bestie about the men who act like we are carnival cruise directors. They want to be entertained w/o being interesting. They want to do activities w/o having to plan anything. They look to us to do this and it's beyond transactional. No reciprocity

Cas being anything other than Cas is always hilarious

Nothing more annoying than a bored btch

Im obsessed

💜💜💜💜💜 those who get it.. im sorry

Well, let's go wrong for wrong, let's go lick for lick. If I can handle that, let me see you handle this 🔥🔥🔥🔥

Im not a lady... I will tell you to suck my dick and mean that shit like I have one. I give ZERO fucks.

Does she realize she fits more than half of these?

Officially promoted today!

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Watching christmas vacation at 36 sure hits different than when you are a kid. Clark isn't crazy... I get it buddy. I get it.

First day in my new position 💅🏻

Always

Ja Rule Ja, u have any comment on this?? 👇

Reminder that Jon Miller deems being attracted to grown women as worse than being a pedo. So. Yea.

'There are some upon this earth of yours, who lay claim to know us, and who do their deeds of passion, pride, ill-will, hatred, envy, bigotry, and selfishness in our name, who are as strange to us and all our kith and kin, as if they had never lived' - A Christmas Carol

Might have fed them after midnight. Send help.