Touch down in Melbourne to watch some footy.

So holding the ball is not a thing anymore??? #AFLBluesPies

Anzac Day blockbuster coming up, 16th v 17th. Can’t wait. #AFL

After that last 50, I’m not sure I know the rules anymore. AFL, what are you doing to the game? #AFLPiesDons

Saw ex AFL player Terry Milera get a bath today playing A6 amateurs against an 18yo lad playing his second A Grade game. Terry refused to shake the lads hand after the game. #sad #ParaHillsFC

Early signs of Geelong getting another ride tonight #AFLCatsGiants

Is it just me or is it a lot easier to get yourself into “Test Calculations” these days? Make a ton or take a 5 for and all of a sudden you’re in calculations. Used to take quite a few performances back in the old days. #theashes

Short mid wicket was at one stage the most important position on the field in the short format. Now it doesn’t exist at all, 2 runs every time. #BBL

Is it just me or is Australia’s batting getting worse against spin? #SLvAUS

3rd best final of the year so far. Think we’re getting carried away a bit, that was a scrap but not one of the great games. #AFLCatsPies

Wowee, shades of Western Bulldogs smashing Port last year in the Prelim. Is it too early to call?#AFLFreoDogs

Time to move the New Years test to Adelaide? #NYTest

How does David Warner win Player of the Series? 3 test match series, makes 200 in one match, 13 in the other two. #AUSvRSA

Gee we’re a big side the Strikers. #BBL12

Imagine if Travis Head was good enough to bat on Indian decks #INDvAUS

At least the Aussies know which arm to wear the armband on #Ashes

The Captain needs to stand up with the bat. We don’t want to be a 6 out, all out team. #Ashes23

Is there no plan B? Surely we’ve worked out Stokes likes the short ball by now. #Ashes

Flying Qantas LA to Sydney and already 90 mins delayed. Delay due to AirNZ plane holding us up at the gate. There is over 200 gates at LAX, surely it’s not that hard. We walked past 5 empty gates on the way to boarding.