Mum, Get the Camera! (2011)

they should invent a day that gets better

ohhhhhhhh i get it

tyrese haliburton doing the reggie miller choke at MSG and then pointing to him in the crowd is why sports are awesome

I don’t deserve the consequences of my actions

imagine hating on me and i’m just at home thinking about killing myself

i fought a mouse today and won red bull ain’t got shit on the wings i gave him as i hurled him through the air with a shovel

i exist， that is all， and i find it nauseating.

to lay on my death bed accompanied by the comfort of someone who holds me near. to be released into the next life knowing i meant something to someone here—to be told with sincerity that i was loved dearly.

we all have a junk drawer of the mind that we will never allow anyone to open. not even those closest to us are given access to look for scissors, batteries, or an ink pen. they must find it on their own, or not at all.

it’s a submissive man summer

Just think. When someone is gone, and i mean truly gone, you can say anything and everything you’ve ever wanted to them and none of it matters because they can’t hear you anymore. So, tell them while they’re here. It doesn’t matter anyways, it never did. Time forgets everything.

you know what…maybe i’ve been overreacting. this life ain’t so bad after all

the renaissance got an upgrade.

went to put a parlay in and the woman at the cage replied “mmmmm, all that mouth” when i said SGA for 30+🤣🤣🤣

sending her audio messages of me barking

i snotted on the dog

the cat snotted on me

the fallen angel and the son of god