I would kill for gabriel davis

i hate football

DEVELOPING: hitpiece gets the gas face

"Yup...And that there's old Grandaddy. Veteran of the Twitter wars. Lost an eye in the great heart/star battle of 2015, he did."

going from taylor twellman to johnny weir in one afternoon, what a cursed life i live #Eurovision2022

romanian dude looks like somebody with the worst indie wrestling bullfighter/flamenco gimmick ever, right down to the championship belt #Eurovision

portugal making the mistake i used to make all the time in high school chorus, ie smiling like a moron during ostensibly sad songs. great jumpsuits though #Eurovision

imagine being a man in his mid-40s with THAT hairstyle singing THESE lyrics #Eurovision

the stryper bumblebee look is always appreciated though #Eurovision

lol

france checking a lot of boxes here: pyro, lasers, and a stage set that looks like a cutscene from a ken levine game #Eurovision

the scandinavians have perfected the art of the pop song to the point where now they're all just fucking with us #Eurovision

just think about how much of armenia's decoupage budget could have been spent on pyro and lasers. and no dancehall sirens in this song? what gives! #Eurovision

👀 (i was about to add something like "and with a healthy dose of amrep spite" and then i noticed they were...on amrep)

incredibly hard to take this matrix seriously without the addition of world chase tag and slamball

rodgers: throws four INTs new york post headline with his face crudely photoshopped on a leprechaun's body: AARON GO BLEGGGH

This is, no joke, one of the great sports stories of the year. Must-read stuff.

spelling bee VAR scandal, you fuckin love to see it!

you can unlock a special 82 OVR emerald version of yourself if you post hog on threads while you're at the nba store

As much as I love the constant reassurance that Cheech and Chong's gummies are now legal, I think I'm just gonna lurk NBA rumors over here from now on. Say hi: