First World Problem: Trying to creep on someone's Insta and double-tapping a picture thinking it will zoom.

Just tried to watch the latest episode of Better Call Saul on Netflix in Hungary. Only audio available is German. Thanks, Netflix! :(

What the hell, @Grammarly? Grammar Girl have you ever seen "he're" or "she're" used anywhere?

.Andrew Murray @LuiseBrandt

If you're currently (or have previously) been employed somewhere, please answer our #startupweekend survey! It's only 4 questions (3 yes/no, 1 multiple choice). #swrt2019 davidaltmayer.typeform.com/to/txFSiz

Thanks for those options, Amazon.de. Why yes, I would like to pay more for "Expedited Delivery" to get my shipment later.

2 famous Chuck B's have died in the past week. Who has eyes on Charles Barkley?!

#happyeaster #pesachsameach instagram.com/p/BSx-Y86gUkV/

Do any of my contacts have experience selling or making sex toys? Looking for info on any product certification/testing/licensing required.

What's up with this packaging, Amazon? #bananaforscale

.McDonald's Bring back the Szechuan sauce for Rick and Morty

I wonder if they know that Code Blue is the emergency code in the medical field, not Code Red. HuffPost #headlinefail

Donald J. Trump

"Americans' poorer" what? You're better than this, Vox

Don't feed the trolls...

Even Facebook's platform status page is down :/ #facebookdown

Maybe I give you too much credit, BuzzFeed, but don't you have copy editors? I'm available for freelance copy editing, if you'd like. Syd Robinson sight≠site

I predict Nikki Haley will be one of the next to resign.

I know it's translated, but I still gotta say, about "conception" buzzfeed.com/philippjahner/… Phil Jahner

Overheard in #Budapest: "Once #Uber comes, they won't have these problems." Oh, honey, if you only knew :'(