I've a spare Bsky invite if anyone is looking for one.

[extremely Orson Welles voice] AAAAAAHHHHHHH THE METS

This is the only good tweet I've seen in years.

This hellsite is rapidly declining, so join me on the newest potential hellsite:

bsky.app/profile/davidw…

Just picked up Tauchman and I hope Alex "Oxlade" Chamberlain cracked a smile.

Lmao. Good.

Shipping 60+, scoring 60+ and being so god-damned mid is classic Spurs, jfc.

Hans Moleman Production presents:
Man Getting Hit By Baseball

AFC Richmond Tottenham Hotspur Richmond score in the last minute to win 4-3.

But even in fiction, my club is crap.

Amazing.

Well with that Wilson goal, at least we won't be humiliated 5:1 again here.

#upside

Lmao Tottenham will kill me.

Wellp.

Did anyone tell the A's 'Free game of the day' isn't meant to be a free game for the opposition?

Finally get to check baseball!

Wonder how Fujinami did on his debut, but first, let me take a big ol drink of water...

Shohei Ohtani’s outing was the 26th since at least 1901 with 10+ strikeouts and no runs allowed on Opening Day

it’s the first time that pitcher’s team lost the game