yes, it's the good kind

Buying a ticket to Annie Hall but shaking my head whenever Woody is on screen so people know I disagree

Rooti (1968-1976): A root beer from Canada Dry, sold almost exclusively in cans, noted for its bold flavor.

Waited until way too late in life to start microwaving tortilla chips…

exposed brick is a huge selling point in apartments because you can do standup comedy there

Bun B said Pimp C found out that D’Angelo was making his music with the same equipment Pimp used to make his and Pimp said “okay I need to read that manual” lmao.

6yo keeps going “hello sir, do you work here?” every time the cat walks by. Another great bit. She’s getting more powerful by the day

I need $250 million dollars to make my bob dylan MMO, everybody plays a different bob, there's an infinitely expanding class tree with a limitless variety of bobs to spec into. You can end up as an orthodox priest or a communist guerrilla. You can even soundcloud rap

“Take Me Out to the Ball Game” still slaps.

Counterpoint: You can’t have “leaders” without “lead.”

Moral clarity…the most moral of the clarities.

we are going to see a return of Wandering

Brenton 🇵🇸 "I need Zohran to lose the mayoral election in New York City" says the person living in Bellingham Washington

Stop trying to normalize ecstasy.

More Paul Barman than expected!

Huge day for kids and weird adults.

ZOHRAN MAMDANI: Universal childcare is a net benefit for the working class of New York City. ANDREW CUOMO: Mamdani’s inexperience will lead us to ruin. CURTIS SLIWA: During a trip to the sewers in 1989, I was stabbed with a sai by Raphael the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle.

eating a meatball sub inside the criterion closet

The official statement from Kiss regarding Ace Frehley’s passing is “Don’t worry, Gene is doing fine!”

Squad is in mourning today. RIP Ed