We HAVE to talk about Father Christmas' 6 week holiday to Las Vegas in the spin-off to The Snowman. This part flew over me as a child like the proverbial sled. He has a WILD time!

This reads like it has been put through Google translate one too many times

THERE’S A DOG ON THE TRAIN AND IT KEEPS TAKING ITS BALL UP TO PEOPLE SO THEY’LL ROLL IT DOWN THE COACH AND THIS IS THE BEST DAY! ScotRail

First time I saw a LEGION | Joey Ingram 🐉 pod was in a barber shop when I was 8 years old & I asked my grandfather what they were doing & he said they were having a conversation. I was hooked ever since.

Daniel Levy eagerly chatting to Mourinho like a backer who insists you listen to his bad beat stories #AllOrNothing

Max Silver Troubled nation of USA liberated from fascism as attempted coup set to fail

Oh boy

BREAKING: Hampden Park to be used as Scottish independence referendum early voting location on days of Scotland games

Big mood

I guess we had a chance to show why England should host a major tournament and blew it tonight. #Euro2020 #Eng #Ita

Get Prince George crying on the big screen surely

This is endlessly relatable having played poker as a job for 10 years

Whenever I get sad about all the cheating in high stakes poker, I read Bryn Kenney writing about himself in third person on his old website and immediately become happy again. web.archive.org/web/2007120803…

Credit where it's due, great innovation. What are we calling this new game?

Alright. Time to start promoting the sh*t out of this. Edinburgh 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿. Comedy. August. Gonna have hilarious friends open the show(s) like Liz Guterbock, Danny Zuker, and (hopefully) Michael Ian Black! Also, I gotta leave early, so those fellas are gonna take over on 13 Aug!

I’m in 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 for Edinburgh Festival Fringe! **RTs GREATLY APPRECIATED** 7 shows 10pm (dark Sunday). 5/6 Aug - w/Liz Guterbock 7 Aug - (Sunday) £45 bounty poker tourney 6pm G Maybury 8/9 Aug - w/Danny Zuker 10 Aug - w/Anthony DeVito 11/12 Aug - w/Michael Ian Black 13 Aug - Zuker & Black takeover!

wow dall-e is really getting good