Neil Critchley wasn’t what Hearts needed and he’s proving that. A team in deep trouble and a board who either admit they’ve made a mess of it again and change it, or run the real risk of relegation.

What I’ll do is unsettle the back 4 who have been defending well in horrendous conditions with 8 mins to go. That’ll work. It’s amazing how this team keeps finding new ways to ruin your life.

Eterno serás siempre David Lynch. Se nos fue un gran director

“Even in the so-called dark things, there's a beauty. It can be foreboding, but there is also something else in there that's bigger. It's truthful.” RIP David Lynch, my 🐐

David Lynch gave us the language we needed to better articulate the indescribable strangeness of our shared reality. “Lynchian” is so overused because it’s a viscerally understandable word without any known synonyms. I can’t imagine a more beautiful artistic legacy than that.

If I were forced to pick one scene in Lynch's run that encapsulates his art (which is impossible), my pick is the Llorando sequence in Mulholland Drive. Even in the dark of our nightmares, the beauty and pain of art can reach us, even if that art is built on nightmares itself.

God, the camaraderie. This is the rare case where my heart breaks for the actors, too. They loved this man. How rare was that?

The squad arrive back in Gorgie 16/5/1998 with one of the oldest football trophies in the world… The Scottish Cup. Who fancies a cup run, Jambos? ❤️🏆 #ScottishCup

🇦🇺𝐓𝐡𝐞 𝐇𝐨𝐟𝐟 𝐢𝐬 𝐁𝐀𝐂𝐊

Tale as old as time.

So what’s the difference between these two?

An all-timer of a refereeing performance. Delighted to get a win against a horrible team.

Kartum Cavalcade!

Having to turn to a group of players you’ve frozen out the team to drag us out of a relegation scrap… Critchley absolutely has to go now or we are down. Another embarrassing mess of a performance.

A club that is rotten to the core. No confidence in these losers getting anything right going forward, what a fucking waste.

What in the fuck happened to this Scotland team?

Get these Scotland games back behind a paywall.

The best transition in cinema history.

if you're feeling a little uneasy about the state of global geopolitics tonight remember to spend as much time on your phone as possible. the more information you ingest as you scroll the calmer you will become